I figured it was time to have a little fun, so this is
my ode to the start of the NFL Season!
"Football is back for yet another go round
Fantasy owners are jumping high off the ground
The picks have been made; the Sport Select tickets are in hand
The stage has been set, now isn’t this grand?
Sunday Ticket has been ordered and so has the ‘ZA
Now let’s all get comfy on our favourite sofa
The Saints banner is in place
The Lombardi Trophy is in its case
The fireworks go off; the ball has been placed on the tee
Your buddy runs to the can for one final pee
The ball has been snapped, the defence pushes through
Aaron Rodgers has been sacked, but what else is new?
Tom Brady throws a touchdown to none other than Randy
OchoCinco does a dance after scoring a dandy
TO has a fit for not getting thrown to
Palmer now sees what Donovan had to go through
Big Ben is on the sidelines for doing some...things
Will the Steelers be the same, or will there be no more rings?
The Cowboys are led by their QB Tony Romo
Can they make history and host the big game-o?
Old man Brett ended last year with a bad throw
Is this the season where Favre gets back to the show?
Sundays are here! Come on and let out a cheer!
Now reach in fridge and throw me a beer!"
Newman
twitter.com/TSRNewman
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